Funeral Blues by W. H. Auden
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever; I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood,
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
如果伴郎容易睡过头的话，最好不好让他保管戒指，不然彩色爱心戒指和窟窿头戒指都会被派上用场。另外，好友来当教父（婚礼司仪）也要慎重，他面对新郎新娘可能会情绪激动过头，宣誓时的名字都会念出笑点。
· 诙谐搞笑的婚礼致词
查尔斯与他的朋友是婚礼的常客，影片也是以他们参加的婚礼展开。三场婚礼一场葬礼，致词环节都让我耳目一新。
第一场婚礼，查尔斯对凯瑞一见钟情。他作为伴郎的致词类似脱口秀段子，让众人开怀大笑，也吸引了凯瑞的目光。第二场婚礼是好友致词
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone.
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling in the sky the message He is Dead,
Put crêpe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever, I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun.
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
【四个婚礼和一个葬礼】1994，一个时代的婚恋观
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